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  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:46pm

    guys should last for at least 2mins

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:08pm

    And then sometimes she'll be fucking you real hard; it's like well wait you like that? You like that? Slow down I'm going to spurt! AHH UHH Sorry. You shouldn't have fucked me so hard.

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:53pm

    god guys like that drive me crazy. i wish you could pick them out before you sleep with them. the last like 3 guys ive been with have been minute men.

  • 61 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:23pm

    Hahaha I was with a guy for 11 months, and then he took my vCard. He lasted an epic 45 minutes. I'm convinced he cheated. Haha

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:06am

    7 seconds is weak, but just tell her its a race and you win every time

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:49pm

    Yes 1:47, and be careful. In their presence, you face will apparently be rocked right off.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:46pm

    Seriously, guys, you have to make it our while, or we're going to talk to all our friends about how you fuck like a fifteen year old boy.

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:03pm

    Hey 1:53, those guys were still 8 times better than OP.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:48pm

    I would keep that kind of info to yourself. Not really something one brags about.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:29pm

    4:27 doesn't like being used for sex, and justifies not having options.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:55pm

    Nobody likes a two pump chump.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:38pm

    guys who can't last should just kill themselves.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:24pm

    I'd sometimes much rather go home with my hand. It's better than waking up to some ugly beooootch and find out you have to gnaw your damn arm off to get away from her in the morning !

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:01pm

    So what is the average?

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Squarewheel on Apr 16, 10 at 11:01am

    I think that girls should claw the face of guys like this, so when you see the 4 scars along his face you know not to hook up with them. Besides it gives us guys who last longer better odds.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:08pm

    Thank you 4:57!!! I caught that as well!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:07pm

    So you were riding a mean ass bull, or you were riding your wife and called out your girlfiends name. Either way , it was a miracle you stayed on for 7 seconds lol.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:30pm

    how about.. wait 5 mins and go again? if you last less than a minute the second time around, i'm outta here.

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:31pm

    Sex is a race, right?

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:32pm

    i love being used for sex. i'm just always left with a better memory of it if i get out at night rather than wait around till the bright light of morning

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:11pm

    2:39, who cares , it's about guys getting off on da ho's. We don't need long term stuff, get in da house, tear those panties off, slam her a bit, bust z nut then leave. No problem.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:39pm

    Don't judge him by your sexual standards. Maybe he's man enough to enjoy himself, get his nut, then move on. How is it relevant whether or not she came?

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:08pm

    Sss.... Sex? Am I saying that right? Sex?

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:54pm

    7 seconds wow longer than I got

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:44pm

    WHATEVER DUDE IT WAS AWESOME

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:42pm

    i blew it in my pants once

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:23pm

    i had sex once...she was like "aw, you're doing me, cool!"

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:10pm

    lots of guys going home with their hands

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:48pm

    7 seconds = good night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:27pm

    the tits always look less impressive when sober in the morning

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:46pm

    honesty: its the new deviousness....

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:17pm

    Must have been a super hot white girl

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:57pm

    HOW does the 2:08 Tenacious D reference go unrecognized? Seriously people.

  • 37 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:22pm

    cuz the "d" in tenacious d stands for douchebag -- and that's what 4:57 and 5:08 are. Go get a room together you homo dickwads