For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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guys should last for at least 2mins
Hahaha I was with a guy for 11 months, and then he took my vCard. He lasted an epic 45 minutes. I'm convinced he cheated. Haha
god guys like that drive me crazy. i wish you could pick them out before you sleep with them. the last like 3 guys ive been with have been minute men.
Hey 1:53, those guys were still 8 times better than OP.
I would keep that kind of info to yourself. Not really something one brags about.
Nobody likes a two pump chump.
Yes 1:47, and be careful. In their presence, you face will apparently be rocked right off.
Seriously, guys, you have to make it our while, or we're going to talk to all our friends about how you fuck like a fifteen year old boy.
And then sometimes she'll be fucking you real hard; it's like well wait you like that? You like that? Slow down I'm going to spurt! AHH UHH Sorry. You shouldn't have fucked me so hard.
So you were riding a mean ass bull, or you were riding your wife and called out your girlfiends name. Either way , it was a miracle you stayed on for 7 seconds lol.
guys who can't last should just kill themselves.
7 seconds is weak, but just tell her its a race and you win every time
Thank you 4:57!!! I caught that as well!
I think that girls should claw the face of guys like this, so when you see the 4 scars along his face you know not to hook up with them. Besides it gives us guys who last longer better odds.
Sex is a race, right?
So what is the average?
7 seconds wow longer than I got
4:27 doesn't like being used for sex, and justifies not having options.
WHATEVER DUDE IT WAS AWESOME
Am I saying that right? Sex?
Don't judge him by your sexual standards. Maybe he's man enough to enjoy himself, get his nut, then move on. How is it relevant whether or not she came?
I'd sometimes much rather go home with my
hand. It's better than waking up to some ugly beooootch and find out you have to gnaw your damn arm off to get away from her in the morning !
how about.. wait 5 mins and go again? if you last less than a minute the second time around, i'm outta here.
i blew it in my pants once
2:39, who cares , it's about guys getting off on da ho's. We don't need long term stuff, get in da house, tear those panties off, slam her a bit, bust z nut then leave. No problem.
i love being used for sex. i'm just always left with a better memory of it if i get out at night rather than wait around till the bright light of morning
7 seconds = good night
i had sex once...she was like "aw, you're doing me, cool!"
the tits always look less impressive when sober in the morning
lots of guys going home with their hands
honesty: its the new deviousness....
Must have been a super hot white girl
HOW does the 2:08 Tenacious D reference go unrecognized? Seriously people.
cuz the "d" in tenacious d stands for douchebag -- and that's what 4:57 and 5:08 are. Go get a room together you homo dickwads