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  • god guys like that drive me crazy. i wish you could pick them out before you sleep with them. the last like 3 guys ive been with have been minute men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:53pm
  • guys should last for at least 2mins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:46pm
  • I would keep that kind of info to yourself. Not really something one brags about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Hahaha I was with a guy for 11 months, and then he took my vCard. He lasted an epic 45 minutes. I'm convinced he cheated. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Hey 1:53, those guys were still 8 times better than OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Seriously, guys, you have to make it our while, or we're going to talk to all our friends about how you fuck like a fifteen year old boy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:46pm
  • And then sometimes she'll be fucking you real hard; it's like well wait you like that? You like that? Slow down I'm going to spurt! AHH UHH Sorry. You shouldn't have fucked me so hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Yes 1:47, and be careful. In their presence, you face will apparently be rocked right off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Nobody likes a two pump chump.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:55pm
  • 7 seconds is weak, but just tell her its a race and you win every time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:06am
  • So you were riding a mean ass bull, or you were riding your wife and called out your girlfiends name. Either way , it was a miracle you stayed on for 7 seconds lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:07pm
  • guys who can't last should just kill themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:38pm
  • I think that girls should claw the face of guys like this, so when you see the 4 scars along his face you know not to hook up with them. Besides it gives us guys who last longer better odds.

    Submitted by Squarewheel on Apr 16, 10 at 11:01am
  • So what is the average?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Sex is a race, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:31pm
  • Thank you 4:57!!! I caught that as well!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:08pm
  • WHATEVER DUDE IT WAS AWESOME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Sss.... Sex? Am I saying that right? Sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:08pm
  • 7 seconds wow longer than I got

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:54pm
  • 4:27 doesn't like being used for sex, and justifies not having options.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:29pm
  • I'd sometimes much rather go home with my hand. It's better than waking up to some ugly beooootch and find out you have to gnaw your damn arm off to get away from her in the morning !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Don't judge him by your sexual standards. Maybe he's man enough to enjoy himself, get his nut, then move on. How is it relevant whether or not she came?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:39pm
  • i blew it in my pants once

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:42pm
  • how about.. wait 5 mins and go again? if you last less than a minute the second time around, i'm outta here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:30pm
  • i love being used for sex. i'm just always left with a better memory of it if i get out at night rather than wait around till the bright light of morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:32pm
  • 2:39, who cares , it's about guys getting off on da ho's. We don't need long term stuff, get in da house, tear those panties off, slam her a bit, bust z nut then leave. No problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:11pm
  • 7 seconds = good night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:48pm
  • i had sex once...she was like "aw, you're doing me, cool!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:23pm
  • lots of guys going home with their hands

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:10pm
  • the tits always look less impressive when sober in the morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:27pm
  • HOW does the 2:08 Tenacious D reference go unrecognized? Seriously people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:57pm
  • Must have been a super hot white girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:17pm
  • honesty: its the new deviousness....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:46pm
  • cuz the "d" in tenacious d stands for douchebag -- and that's what 4:57 and 5:08 are. Go get a room together you homo dickwads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:22pm