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And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
do herpes really smell.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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