My first STD was from a foam party
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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