is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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