I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize