I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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