My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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The pill is most effective when taken at the same time every day. She probably takes it in the morning before work, so setting an alarm on her days off is smart.
Why are people calling her stupid? O.o
Hey 12:18- I take it you missed the incorrect grammar reference? *you're.
If people with poor grammar didn't breed...the world would be a better place.
Its almost a proven fact that when pointing out a grammatical error of someone else, that person will make an error themself. Way to go dumbass.
It is my mission on earth to enlighten the ignorant masses about the difference between your and you're. It's really not hard and I can't imagine ever typing the wrong one, it would require incredible idiocy to not realize how dumb my incorrect grammar males me look.
Who the fuck cares about other peoples grammar. Get a life. It's TFLN, spare me.
10:46 thank god your not reproducing either.
Why are u such a whore
1:55 im really glad you spelled makes wrong...
12:37... youre clearly a guy? or a lesbian... every girl has an alarm so they take it at the same time everyday. its one thing you really dont want to fuck up, hence the alarm for accuracy.
Thank god your not reproducing
1256 needta shutty mout wit all day Jibba jabba an go chickenhead on sum poke.
I was the one who impregnated you in that dream, and now my PENIS IS INFECTED.
sounds like a pretty solid day
more like a nightmare
Tfln is for the gays
The difference between "you're" and "your":
you're - you+are
your - possessive
Thank you for your time.
Amused to know so many other girls set alarms for the pill also.
I thought I was so original making a birth control alram. Guess not.
Who the fuck needs a birth control alarm!?! You're obviously too stupid to remember to take that shit on your own.
Stupid skank! Ima steal ur snooze button!!