so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize