that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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