awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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