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  • 50 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:05pm

    A condom is made out of RUBBER you fucking moron. OP is a fucking DUMBASS

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:06pm

    rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so much fun!

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:10pm

    Call me cutie:) -Jenna

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:20pm

    I just call it a cock blocker.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:02pm

    So...? Rubber is an acceptable term for condom. I don't get the big deal. OP's just a picky bitch. ._.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:38pm

    Everyone just needs to relax and get in my size 0 pants:)

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:15am

    Charles Rutherford hits it raw no need for condoms I simply wash my penis with listerine when I'm done!

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:30pm

    8:38 Size Zero?? Nice, but I would slam you so hard I'd put you through the bed. I'd turn you over and give you my big dick right up your tight little butt.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:09pm

    Pussy. I mean that litteraly

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:36pm

    i call it life insurance!

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:07pm

    Your not funny -Jenna

  • 34 36
    Submitted by phlebmommy on Jan 25, 11 at 1:03am

    Good ol' Northwest Arkansas! It's probably some skank from the U of A! Snobby bitches!

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:04pm

    OP is from Arkansas...maybe it was her dad banging her

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:11pm

    It'd be funnier to see His text to his friends after you bounced

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:07pm

    ;) haha okay:). -Jenna

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:06pm

    :)) yay. We should get together sometime and I'll bring my rubber;)

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:39pm

    7:14 you call it a sheepskin.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:21pm

    I always keep a rubber in my prophylactic pocket. -farmer from farmville

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:09pm

    Jenna is an annoying bitch who thinks she is funny and is most likely around 10 years old.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:56am

    if you won't use a rubber you could let the guy go bareback and risk pregancy and sharing STDs.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:55am

    what a picky cunt...just spread those legs, sweetie and let the cock in

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:28pm

    Where I'm from everyone call them rubbers.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:32pm

    jenna, you do not have 5% body fat AND c cups. impossible. fat whore.

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:27pm

    Jenna, because you're 12. And I love how you don't deny the whore part.... because you are the queen of STD's

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:06pm

    I call it my super protective piece of rubber to protect me from the horrible event that is childbirth. ;D

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:10pm

    that's my kind of woman, WTF is wrong with every one fgiving this a thumbs down. you are as useless as a condom

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:40pm

    Nah I like a girl with an ass

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:42pm

    7:39 Oh yeah that sounds sexy.

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:33pm

    Would you rather him use the work profalactic?

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:18am

    John Thomas?! I LOVE Monty Python!

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:22am

    In jenna's defense it IS possible to be skinny and have big tits. I'm 95 lbs and am a size c. Plus I'm half asian. Nothings impossible!!! :D

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:38pm

    No roast beef curtains in farmville. We post texts about nice pink tacos -farmer from farmville

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:16pm

    A rubber is an eraser shitfuckin yanks (doodooface)

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:06pm

    I'd fuk you cause your so clever:))

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:18pm

    i bet the OP's vagina smells like mackerel.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:47pm

    You are not gonna talk about my dildo in those terms, you bastard!

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:31pm

    Wait, I dont get why you didn't wanna fuck after he said 'rubbers'? Doesn't make any sense. I guess you just don't use protection......

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:27pm

    9:24 I couldn't have phrased it better myself

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:14pm

    So what happens if its non-latex....what do you call it then?

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:50pm

    He was talking about an eraser! Duh. LOL.

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:38am

    You put it on the end of your John Thomas.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:08pm

    Jenna, shut the fuck up.

  • 25 39
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 10, 11 at 9:41pm

    Ew, Brits.

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:24pm

    this ISN'T funny. and i'd rather have it be called a rubber than some of the other things that i've heard.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:19am

    fuck condoms i love the risk of having illegitimate children and contracting diseases

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:06pm

    Lol. I should of told him it's not called a rubber it's a 'latex' gosh your funny.

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:05pm

    I call it my 'latex'

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:45am

    12:03.... You like black guys? Ew

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:03pm

    big fucking deal.ohhhh he called a condom a rubber oh now i cant fuck him. honestly everyone calls you a whore but that doesnt matter to him its the whole reason he brought a "rubber". you fucking std infested bitch.

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:54pm

    You should be happy he at least had his rubber you picky bitchhhh

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:32pm

    I call it a Prophylactic! It makes the Nerdy girls even wetter!! Jenna.. are you a nerdy girl?!?!? :)

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:27pm

    Jenna are u from palisades?

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:56pm

    I thought hurricane season was over!

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:34pm

    the word dome creeps me out.

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:19pm

    I'm actually 99 pounds with c cups. And 5% body fat:)))

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:30am

    12:22....I think I'm in love.

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:32pm

    Hell he had to have s rubber , maybe two just so he doesn't catch something from that flapping screen door you call a pussy!

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:24pm

    If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!

  • 30 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:55pm

    Finally one from nwa. Too bad it's terrible

  • 31 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:03pm

    For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis - Ryan

  • 31 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:57pm

    Farmville is funny and we post texts about how funny and great it is. -farmer from farmville

  • 22 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:55am

    @12:22 -- if you are half asian do your pussy lips go the other way?

  • 26 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:52pm

    Rubber...condom...it's all the same. Yeah, but 10:11 is right....ever wonder what his text was...bet it was hillarious! "dude, everything was going great until I told her I was getting a rubber. Then she bounced. WTF. Maybe she wanted to lock me in by getting pregnant.".

  • 26 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:08pm

    if words freaaaak you out that is bad. like ehhmagwaddd whatta LBR. and this text was lame beyond reapair too. so yeahh. whatevarr. my boyfraaand is a hawtieee.