he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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Everyone just needs to relax and get in my size 0 pants:)
A condom is made out of RUBBER you fucking moron. OP is a fucking DUMBASS
Pussy. I mean that litteraly
Call me cutie:)
rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so much fun!
I just call it a cock blocker.
Charles Rutherford hits it raw no need for condoms I simply wash my penis with listerine when I'm done!
i call it life insurance!
Good ol' Northwest Arkansas! It's probably some skank from the U of A! Snobby bitches!
8:38 Size Zero?? Nice, but I would slam you so hard I'd put you through the bed. I'd turn you over and give you my big dick right up your tight little butt.
So...? Rubber is an acceptable term for condom. I don't get the big deal. OP's just a picky bitch. ._.
if you won't use a rubber you could let the guy go bareback and risk pregancy and sharing STDs.
It'd be funnier to see His text to his friends after you bounced
Jenna is an annoying bitch who thinks she is funny and is most likely around 10 years old.
OP is from Arkansas...maybe it was her dad banging her
:)) yay. We should get together sometime and I'll bring my rubber;)
that's my kind of woman, WTF is wrong with every one fgiving this a thumbs down. you are as useless as a condom
Would you rather him use the work profalactic?
jenna, you do not have 5% body fat AND c cups. impossible. fat whore.
Your not funny
;) haha okay:).
I always keep a rubber in my prophylactic pocket.
-farmer from farmville
7:14 you call it a sheepskin.
Nah I like a girl with an ass
Where I'm from everyone call them rubbers.
what a picky cunt...just spread those legs, sweetie and let the cock in
I'd fuk you cause your so clever:))
Jenna, because you're 12. And I love how you don't deny the whore part.... because you are the queen of STD's
A rubber is an eraser shitfuckin yanks
7:39 Oh yeah that sounds sexy.
9:24 I couldn't have phrased it better myself
i bet the OP's vagina smells like mackerel.
I call it my super protective piece of rubber to protect me from the horrible event that is childbirth. ;D
this ISN'T funny. and i'd rather have it be called a rubber than some of the other things that i've heard.
So what happens if its non-latex....what do you call it then?
John Thomas?! I LOVE Monty Python!
12:22....I think I'm in love.
He was talking about an eraser! Duh. LOL.
You should be happy he at least had his rubber you picky bitchhhh
Lol. I should of told him it's not called a rubber it's a 'latex' gosh your funny.
12:03.... You like black guys? Ew
big fucking deal.ohhhh he called a condom a rubber oh now i cant fuck him. honestly everyone calls you a whore but that doesnt matter to him its the whole reason he brought a "rubber". you fucking std infested bitch.
You are not gonna talk about my dildo in those terms, you bastard!
I call it a Prophylactic! It makes the Nerdy girls even wetter!! Jenna.. are you a nerdy girl?!?!? :)
In jenna's defense it IS possible to be skinny and have big tits. I'm 95 lbs and am a size c. Plus I'm half asian. Nothings impossible!!! :D
No roast beef curtains in farmville. We post texts about nice pink tacos
-farmer from farmville
You put it on the end of your John Thomas.
Wait, I dont get why you didn't wanna fuck after he said 'rubbers'? Doesn't make any sense. I guess you just don't use protection......
Jenna, shut the fuck up.
I'm actually 99 pounds with c cups. And 5% body fat:)))
I call it my 'latex'
If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!
the word dome creeps me out.
fuck condoms i love the risk of having illegitimate children and contracting diseases
I thought hurricane season was over!
Jenna are u from palisades?
Hell he had to have s rubber , maybe two just so he doesn't catch something from that flapping screen door you call a pussy!
Finally one from nwa. Too bad it's terrible
@12:22 -- if you are half asian do your pussy lips go the other way?
For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis
Farmville is funny and we post texts about how funny and great it is.
-farmer from farmville
Rubber...condom...it's all the same. Yeah, but 10:11 is right....ever wonder what his text was...bet it was hillarious! "dude, everything was going great until I told her I was getting a rubber. Then she bounced. WTF. Maybe she wanted to lock me in by getting pregnant.".
if words freaaaak you out that is bad. like ehhmagwaddd whatta LBR. and this text was lame beyond reapair too. so yeahh. whatevarr. my boyfraaand is a hawtieee.