he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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A condom is made out of RUBBER you fucking moron. OP is a fucking DUMBASS
Call me cutie:)
Everyone just needs to relax and get in my size 0 pants:)
Pussy. I mean that litteraly
I just call it a cock blocker.
rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so much fun!
i call it life insurance!
Charles Rutherford hits it raw no need for condoms I simply wash my penis with listerine when I'm done!
8:38 Size Zero?? Nice, but I would slam you so hard I'd put you through the bed. I'd turn you over and give you my big dick right up your tight little butt.
So...? Rubber is an acceptable term for condom. I don't get the big deal. OP's just a picky bitch. ._.
if you won't use a rubber you could let the guy go bareback and risk pregancy and sharing STDs.
7:14 you call it a sheepskin.
Good ol' Northwest Arkansas! It's probably some skank from the U of A! Snobby bitches!
It'd be funnier to see His text to his friends after you bounced
that's my kind of woman, WTF is wrong with every one fgiving this a thumbs down. you are as useless as a condom
Your not funny
Jenna is an annoying bitch who thinks she is funny and is most likely around 10 years old.
Would you rather him use the work profalactic?
:)) yay. We should get together sometime and I'll bring my rubber;)
I'd fuk you cause your so clever:))
OP is from Arkansas...maybe it was her dad banging her
jenna, you do not have 5% body fat AND c cups. impossible. fat whore.
A rubber is an eraser shitfuckin yanks
Where I'm from everyone call them rubbers.
Nah I like a girl with an ass
I always keep a rubber in my prophylactic pocket.
-farmer from farmville
;) haha okay:).
You are not gonna talk about my dildo in those terms, you bastard!
what a picky cunt...just spread those legs, sweetie and let the cock in
7:39 Oh yeah that sounds sexy.
Jenna, because you're 12. And I love how you don't deny the whore part.... because you are the queen of STD's
I call it my super protective piece of rubber to protect me from the horrible event that is childbirth. ;D
John Thomas?! I LOVE Monty Python!
12:03.... You like black guys? Ew
In jenna's defense it IS possible to be skinny and have big tits. I'm 95 lbs and am a size c. Plus I'm half asian. Nothings impossible!!! :D
9:24 I couldn't have phrased it better myself
i bet the OP's vagina smells like mackerel.
You should be happy he at least had his rubber you picky bitchhhh
12:22....I think I'm in love.
No roast beef curtains in farmville. We post texts about nice pink tacos
-farmer from farmville
He was talking about an eraser! Duh. LOL.
this ISN'T funny. and i'd rather have it be called a rubber than some of the other things that i've heard.
big fucking deal.ohhhh he called a condom a rubber oh now i cant fuck him. honestly everyone calls you a whore but that doesnt matter to him its the whole reason he brought a "rubber". you fucking std infested bitch.
I call it a Prophylactic! It makes the Nerdy girls even wetter!! Jenna.. are you a nerdy girl?!?!? :)
I call it my 'latex'
You put it on the end of your John Thomas.
So what happens if its non-latex....what do you call it then?
I'm actually 99 pounds with c cups. And 5% body fat:)))
Lol. I should of told him it's not called a rubber it's a 'latex' gosh your funny.
Jenna, shut the fuck up.
If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!
Wait, I dont get why you didn't wanna fuck after he said 'rubbers'? Doesn't make any sense. I guess you just don't use protection......
the word dome creeps me out.
fuck condoms i love the risk of having illegitimate children and contracting diseases
Hell he had to have s rubber , maybe two just so he doesn't catch something from that flapping screen door you call a pussy!
Jenna are u from palisades?
I thought hurricane season was over!
Finally one from nwa. Too bad it's terrible
@12:22 -- if you are half asian do your pussy lips go the other way?
Rubber...condom...it's all the same. Yeah, but 10:11 is right....ever wonder what his text was...bet it was hillarious! "dude, everything was going great until I told her I was getting a rubber. Then she bounced. WTF. Maybe she wanted to lock me in by getting pregnant.".
For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis
Farmville is funny and we post texts about how funny and great it is.
-farmer from farmville
if words freaaaak you out that is bad. like ehhmagwaddd whatta LBR. and this text was lame beyond reapair too. so yeahh. whatevarr. my boyfraaand is a hawtieee.