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  • Everyone just needs to relax and get in my size 0 pants:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:38pm
  • A condom is made out of RUBBER you fucking moron. OP is a fucking DUMBASS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Pussy. I mean that litteraly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Call me cutie:) -Jenna

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:10pm
  • rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so much fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:06pm
  • I just call it a cock blocker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Charles Rutherford hits it raw no need for condoms I simply wash my penis with listerine when I'm done!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:15am
  • i call it life insurance!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:36pm
  • Good ol' Northwest Arkansas! It's probably some skank from the U of A! Snobby bitches!

    Submitted by phlebmommy on Jan 25, 11 at 1:03am
  • 8:38 Size Zero?? Nice, but I would slam you so hard I'd put you through the bed. I'd turn you over and give you my big dick right up your tight little butt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:30pm
  • So...? Rubber is an acceptable term for condom. I don't get the big deal. OP's just a picky bitch. ._.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:02pm
  • if you won't use a rubber you could let the guy go bareback and risk pregancy and sharing STDs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:56am
  • It'd be funnier to see His text to his friends after you bounced

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Jenna is an annoying bitch who thinks she is funny and is most likely around 10 years old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:09pm
  • OP is from Arkansas...maybe it was her dad banging her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:04pm
  • :)) yay. We should get together sometime and I'll bring my rubber;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:06pm
  • that's my kind of woman, WTF is wrong with every one fgiving this a thumbs down. you are as useless as a condom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Would you rather him use the work profalactic?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:33pm
  • jenna, you do not have 5% body fat AND c cups. impossible. fat whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Your not funny -Jenna

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:07pm
  • ;) haha okay:). -Jenna

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:07pm
  • I always keep a rubber in my prophylactic pocket. -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:21pm
  • 7:14 you call it a sheepskin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Nah I like a girl with an ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:40pm
  • Where I'm from everyone call them rubbers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:28pm
  • what a picky cunt...just spread those legs, sweetie and let the cock in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:55am
  • I'd fuk you cause your so clever:))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:06pm
  • Jenna, because you're 12. And I love how you don't deny the whore part.... because you are the queen of STD's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:27pm
  • A rubber is an eraser shitfuckin yanks (doodooface)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:16pm
  • 7:39 Oh yeah that sounds sexy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:42pm
  • 9:24 I couldn't have phrased it better myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:27pm
  • i bet the OP's vagina smells like mackerel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:18pm
  • I call it my super protective piece of rubber to protect me from the horrible event that is childbirth. ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:06pm
  • this ISN'T funny. and i'd rather have it be called a rubber than some of the other things that i've heard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:24pm
  • So what happens if its non-latex....what do you call it then?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:14pm
  • John Thomas?! I LOVE Monty Python!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:18am
  • 12:22....I think I'm in love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:30am
  • He was talking about an eraser! Duh. LOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:50pm
  • You should be happy he at least had his rubber you picky bitchhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:54pm
  • Lol. I should of told him it's not called a rubber it's a 'latex' gosh your funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:06pm
  • 12:03.... You like black guys? Ew

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:45am
  • big fucking deal.ohhhh he called a condom a rubber oh now i cant fuck him. honestly everyone calls you a whore but that doesnt matter to him its the whole reason he brought a "rubber". you fucking std infested bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:03pm
  • You are not gonna talk about my dildo in those terms, you bastard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:47pm
  • I call it a Prophylactic! It makes the Nerdy girls even wetter!! Jenna.. are you a nerdy girl?!?!? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:32pm
  • In jenna's defense it IS possible to be skinny and have big tits. I'm 95 lbs and am a size c. Plus I'm half asian. Nothings impossible!!! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:22am
  • No roast beef curtains in farmville. We post texts about nice pink tacos -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:38pm
  • You put it on the end of your John Thomas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:38am
  • Wait, I dont get why you didn't wanna fuck after he said 'rubbers'? Doesn't make any sense. I guess you just don't use protection......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Jenna, shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:08pm
  • I'm actually 99 pounds with c cups. And 5% body fat:)))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:19pm
  • I call it my 'latex'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:05pm
  • If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:24pm
  • the word dome creeps me out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:34pm
  • fuck condoms i love the risk of having illegitimate children and contracting diseases

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:19am
  • I thought hurricane season was over!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Ew, Brits.

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 10, 11 at 9:41pm
  • Jenna are u from palisades?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Hell he had to have s rubber , maybe two just so he doesn't catch something from that flapping screen door you call a pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:32pm
  • Finally one from nwa. Too bad it's terrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:55pm
  • @12:22 -- if you are half asian do your pussy lips go the other way?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:55am
  • For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis - Ryan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:03pm
  • Farmville is funny and we post texts about how funny and great it is. -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:57pm
  • Rubber...condom...it's all the same. Yeah, but 10:11 is right....ever wonder what his text was...bet it was hillarious! "dude, everything was going great until I told her I was getting a rubber. Then she bounced. WTF. Maybe she wanted to lock me in by getting pregnant.".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:52pm
  • if words freaaaak you out that is bad. like ehhmagwaddd whatta LBR. and this text was lame beyond reapair too. so yeahh. whatevarr. my boyfraaand is a hawtieee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:08pm