I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
We smell like vodka and hangover
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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