Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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