so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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