I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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