i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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