I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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