I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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