I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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