When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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