Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Reggie can tackle my bush.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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