In the future we'll all be gay
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
