I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
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dad sounds like a creeeeeeeper
....... so did you put out afterwards or what?
This is seriously twisted.
clearly he was joking! my grandpa does stuff like that all the time. OP was so drunk she "thought he was serious"
In Eagle county you are probably older than most of your Dads Friend's wives.
you do realize he thought the invatation said bring someone with crabs right?
hit it and quit it.
wait a second........
that is creepy.........i would not have went along with my dad introducing me as his girlfriend......is he okay in the head?
Crab fest was in Carbondale. I have seen the girls in Carbondale; this is not a big surprise...
where in colorado do they have crab festivals?
pull one of his coworkers aside and ask them if they know anything about erectile dysfunction
it's funny, relax. my mom was sick once and so i had to go with my dad to a convention. some coworkers asked if i was his date. they were the real creepers.
it's ok everyone at your dads work knows he loves cock.
it's not twisted. it's cute.
he was probably joking but she was drunk and didn't realize, no biggie
@9:41 Ya really...maybe it was the crab that was screwing with her head not the booze
no it's not cute and your twisted for thinking that
maybe he didn't want all his co-workers to know what an alcoholic his daughter is?
Maybe your dad said that because he doesn't want his coworkers to hit on you. You know how protective (real) dads are...or, he wants that pussy...and if that's the case, RUN.
Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer
at least ur dad didnt do nuthin to bad, mine introduces me as the one that can ride the hair off of anything