Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
