Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i out mim tonsoeep
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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