yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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