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  • 58 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:31pm
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    Five Guys is a burger joint, and it is not only amazing, but prone to masturbation.

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:25pm
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    Haha for those of you that aren't aware: There is a popular restaurant chain called "Five Guys Burgers and Fries."

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:37am
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    Five guys IS the shit....lol I agree with the smokin a bowl too...

  • 32 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:53pm
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    In and Out is better

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:56pm
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    I need to know who this is. I live in Orlando and may have just found my soulmate

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:30pm
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    Orlando representin!

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:54pm
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    Masturbate at five guys. More efficient.

  • 32 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:21pm
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    can I be one of the five guys that you are going to eat? I'll even help you so that it doesn't have to be masturbation.

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:05pm
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    FIVE GUYS IS THE SHIT! go eat at one! best burger you'll ever have and banging fucking fries too!

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:17pm
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    Five Guys sucks. $12 for a burger, fries and a coke? Weak.

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 5:08am
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    hahaha i work at a five guys, doesn't make me wanna masturbate at all

  • 28 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:58pm
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    Any one wanna have sex

  • 29 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:20pm
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    Five guys is fuckin awesome! I don't know that it makes me want to masterbate though..

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:39pm
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    I hope the op isn't a dude

  • 26 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:00pm
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    five guys burgers and fries. best place ever

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:26pm
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    five guys is a burger joint

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:43pm
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    That plan actually sounds amazing. Throw in a short nap before going out to the bars.

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:30pm
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    There are a bunch in Orlando.

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:20am
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    5 guys is the shit .... Best in dc

  • 29 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:10am
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    five guys is gross, only their fries are good.

  • 29 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:45pm
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    West side people: Eat in n out n maturbate?

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:30pm
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    All I saw was Five Guys masterbate

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:57pm
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    What Is eat five guys

  • 25 30
    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Mar 29, 10 at 10:44pm
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    5guys is the best! We don't have in n out where I am

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:57am
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    Ew..I work there....

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:36pm
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    This about about the most amazing text ever. Marry me.

  • 21 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:54am
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    haha sounds like my roommate

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:11pm
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    I can make A better burger in a frying pan

  • 23 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:13am
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    Five guys blows. In and Out burger is better but it does sound like a quality evening.

  • 24 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:51am
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    Best TFLN ever. I decided.

  • 28 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:12am
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    Five Guys is the shit

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:38am
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    LOL I love my town. I'd do the same shit. except I'm a girl

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:27pm
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    Oh I thought they were really taking about 5 guys. I was like wow what a homo!

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:36pm
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    I'm going to go to Del Taco and stick my dick in a burrito...

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:15pm
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    6:03, Del Taco still has hundreds of locations, but mostly on the West Coast.

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:03pm
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    5:36, where is there a Del Taco that is still open? All the ones where I live closed years ago....

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:18am
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    I feel like a loner. I never heard of Five Guys. Or In and out. Damn. Oregon sucks ass.

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:55am
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    Yes! You might wanna smoke a bowl too.

  • 24 35
    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 3, 10 at 7:57pm
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    Five guys is the best!

  • 25 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:17am
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    Save some dough, no burger is worth $12

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:49pm
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    obviously in and out is just a west coast version of five guys. same fucking great taste different place. there will be no debates on the holy grounds of the five guys text

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:30pm
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    i live in kissimmee... where is the five guys out here?? ive only seen one in tampa

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:16pm
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    haha i think the ppl that acctually choose which ones go up on this website didn't think 5 guys was a "restaurant".

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:43pm
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    8:17 It may be $12, but dude it's fucking worth it.

  • 23 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:27pm
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    Plenty of del tacos in the mountain west too!

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:51am
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    I wanna eat five guys.........but not Five Guys. That place sucks ass.

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:14pm
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    Psh. In and out is da bomb. Five guys not so much.

  • 20 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:47pm
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    Fuckin a man fuckin a. I want to do that daily

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:52pm
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    holy crap, I think I found my soul mate...let's get married (or if you're a girl let's go to Iowa and get married)

  • 22 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:32pm
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    I work at a five guys

  • 20 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:56am
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    I thought you meant blow five guys and then masterbate. More fun...?

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:46pm
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    reference to jennifer's body? haha

  • 12 22
    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 29, 11 at 11:56pm
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    I can understand that

  • 23 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:01pm
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    Best fastfood burger ever

  • 14 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:57pm
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    Five Guys is the best. this sounds like the makings of a pretty damn good night.

  • 21 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:14am
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    In and out!!!

  • 24 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:54pm
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    FIVE GUYS .... MMMMMM

  • 22 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:18am
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    they have a couple Five Guys on the west coast now and it is so much better than in n out.

  • 19 41
    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 23, 10 at 10:00am
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    I think I'm in love !!!!

  • 16 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:09am
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    I literally said this exact thing on Friday. I'm from 904, though, so... I feel like me and whoever this is should be friends. We're already soulmates.

  • 28 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:58pm
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    5:36, if it's gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

  • 27 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:11pm
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    In and Outs better!!

  • 24 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:46pm
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    At least you have it all planned out

  • 7 27
    Submitted by morgoniousmonk on Dec 3, 11 at 3:29pm
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    At the same time? Cause that's a damn fine burger...