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  • Save some dough, no burger is worth $12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:17am
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  • Five Guys is a burger joint, and it is not only amazing, but prone to masturbation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:31pm
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  • Five Guys sucks. $12 for a burger, fries and a coke? Weak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:17pm
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  • In and Out is better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:53pm
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  • Haha for those of you that aren't aware: There is a popular restaurant chain called "Five Guys Burgers and Fries."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:25pm
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  • five guys burgers and fries. best place ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:00pm
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  • Any one wanna have sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:58pm
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  • That plan actually sounds amazing. Throw in a short nap before going out to the bars.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:43pm
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  • I hope the op isn't a dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:39pm
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  • I need to know who this is. I live in Orlando and may have just found my soulmate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:56pm
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  • Best TFLN ever. I decided.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:51am
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  • Masturbate at five guys. More efficient.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:54pm
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  • FIVE GUYS IS THE SHIT! go eat at one! best burger you'll ever have and banging fucking fries too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:05pm
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  • hahaha i work at a five guys, doesn't make me wanna masturbate at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 5:08am
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  • five guys is gross, only their fries are good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:10am
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  • i live in kissimmee... where is the five guys out here?? ive only seen one in tampa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:30pm
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  • West side people: Eat in n out n maturbate?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:45pm
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  • There are a bunch in Orlando.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:30pm
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  • What Is eat five guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:57pm
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  • Plenty of del tacos in the mountain west too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:27pm
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  • I'm going to go to Del Taco and stick my dick in a burrito...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:36pm
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  • Fuckin a man fuckin a. I want to do that daily

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:47pm
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  • holy crap, I think I found my soul mate...let's get married (or if you're a girl let's go to Iowa and get married)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:52pm
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  • Five Guys is the shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:12am
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  • I can make A better burger in a frying pan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:11pm
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  • 5:36, where is there a Del Taco that is still open? All the ones where I live closed years ago....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:03pm
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  • 5 guys is the shit .... Best in dc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:20am
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  • Yes! You might wanna smoke a bowl too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:55am
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  • can I be one of the five guys that you are going to eat? I'll even help you so that it doesn't have to be masturbation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:21pm
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  • five guys is a burger joint

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:26pm
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  • Five guys is the best!

    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 3, 10 at 7:57pm
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  • Orlando representin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:30pm
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  • 8:17 It may be $12, but dude it's fucking worth it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:43pm
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  • Five guys IS the shit....lol I agree with the smokin a bowl too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:37am
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  • they have a couple Five Guys on the west coast now and it is so much better than in n out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:18am
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  • All I saw was Five Guys masterbate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:30pm
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  • I wanna eat five guys.........but not Five Guys. That place sucks ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:51am
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  • haha i think the ppl that acctually choose which ones go up on this website didn't think 5 guys was a "restaurant".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:16pm
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  • At least you have it all planned out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:46pm
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  • Five guys is fuckin awesome! I don't know that it makes me want to masterbate though..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:20pm
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  • Ew..I work there....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:57am
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  • In and out!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:14am
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  • 5guys is the best! We don't have in n out where I am

    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Mar 29, 10 at 10:44pm
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  • I feel like a loner. I never heard of Five Guys. Or In and out. Damn. Oregon sucks ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:18am
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  • 6:03, Del Taco still has hundreds of locations, but mostly on the West Coast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:15pm
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  • obviously in and out is just a west coast version of five guys. same fucking great taste different place. there will be no debates on the holy grounds of the five guys text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:49pm
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  • This about about the most amazing text ever. Marry me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:36pm
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  • haha sounds like my roommate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:54am
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  • LOL I love my town. I'd do the same shit. except I'm a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:38am
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  • I think I'm in love !!!!

    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 23, 10 at 10:00am
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  • reference to jennifer's body? haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:46pm
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  • Psh. In and out is da bomb. Five guys not so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:14pm
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  • In and Outs better!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:11pm
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  • Five Guys is the best. this sounds like the makings of a pretty damn good night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:57pm
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  • At the same time? Cause that's a damn fine burger...

    Submitted by morgoniousmonk on Dec 3, 11 at 3:29pm
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  • I thought you meant blow five guys and then masterbate. More fun...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:56am
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  • I work at a five guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:32pm
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  • I literally said this exact thing on Friday. I'm from 904, though, so... I feel like me and whoever this is should be friends. We're already soulmates.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:09am
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  • Five guys blows. In and Out burger is better but it does sound like a quality evening.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:13am
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  • FIVE GUYS .... MMMMMM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:54pm
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  • Oh I thought they were really taking about 5 guys. I was like wow what a homo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:27pm
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  • Best fastfood burger ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:01pm
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  • 5:36, if it's gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:58pm
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  • I can understand that

    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 29, 11 at 11:56pm
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