how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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