Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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