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  • Because she's not a virgin. Yeah, we get it. So hilarious, I'm doing that rofl thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:46pm
  • WHen your Momm knows about your fucks, you're a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:32am
  • haha!! finally one that made me laugh out loud! why are people saying fake to this? my mom would totally say something like this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:34am
  • like a virgin, fucked for the very first time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:13am
  • That story is even worse than the original post. Shut the fuck up seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:16pm
  • our mom's are probably friends. they need to get better insults.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:30pm
  • The song is actually about a woman who feels like it's her first time but it isn't because she's a whore. So in reality Mom was wrong, you keep singing the slut song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:04pm
  • sounds like something my mom would say! lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:17pm
  • True sign of being a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:59pm
  • you people have no sense of humor, it really is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:39pm
  • whoever said this definitely not representing my 419 too well!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:44am
  • Fuck that old bitch. Mom suck my dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:52am
  • Sounds more like a FML to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:16pm
  • So true story. I once asked my mom to get me a virgin strawberry daiquiri. She said "No, your not a virgin." - Gemma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:13pm
  • my mom would say this to me and i'm married with kids! i found it funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Lol. I like it. I bet her mom was teasing her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:11am
  • Damn good parenting skills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:30pm
  • This should be on fml...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:33pm
  • Pretty sure they told Madonna the same thing when she first sang this.

    Submitted by Moline85 on Mar 29, 16 at 3:33am