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  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:39pm
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    you people have no sense of humor, it really is funny

  • 49 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:46pm
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    Because she's not a virgin. Yeah, we get it. So hilarious, I'm doing that rofl thing.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:13pm
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    So true story. I once asked my mom to get me a virgin strawberry daiquiri. She said "No, your not a virgin." - Gemma

  • 45 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:32am
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    WHen your Momm knows about your fucks, you're a slut.

  • 44 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:13am
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    like a virgin, fucked for the very first time!

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:16pm
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    That story is even worse than the original post. Shut the fuck up seriously.

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:04pm
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    The song is actually about a woman who feels like it's her first time but it isn't because she's a whore. So in reality Mom was wrong, you keep singing the slut song.

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:30pm
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    our mom's are probably friends. they need to get better insults.

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:52am
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    Fuck that old bitch. Mom suck my dick.

  • 33 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:11am
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    Lol. I like it. I bet her mom was teasing her.

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:59pm
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    True sign of being a slut

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:44am
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    whoever said this definitely not representing my 419 too well!

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:17pm
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    sounds like something my mom would say! lmao

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:34am
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    haha!! finally one that made me laugh out loud! why are people saying fake to this? my mom would totally say something like this!

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:55pm
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    my mom would say this to me and i'm married with kids! i found it funny.

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:30pm
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    Damn good parenting skills

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:16pm
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    Sounds more like a FML to me

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:33pm
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    This should be on fml...