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  • 83 60
    Submitted by soko on Dec 6, 10 at 1:33pm

    Your mom?

  • 71 50
    Submitted by underagehangover on Dec 6, 10 at 1:30pm

    meat grinder? blender? stinky vajjjina?

    • 50 44
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 6, 10 at 7:11pm

      You did a vajayjayjay right there

  • 73 55
    Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 6, 10 at 10:42pm

    It's the new and improved Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker.... on sale now for the low low price of just $19.95... but wait... call in the next 30 minutes and we'll double your order!

  • 69 51
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 7, 10 at 3:05am

    Did it come out in one piece and in the same shape?

  • 63 45
    Submitted by Michguy on Dec 6, 10 at 6:35pm

    The op needs to come clean on the object involved.

  • 61 43
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Dec 6, 10 at 4:28pm

    Your own mouth?

  • 67 55
    Submitted by mcuneo22 on Dec 6, 10 at 3:27pm

    What the fuck man?

  • 64 56
    Submitted by suicidal_sal on Dec 6, 10 at 11:01pm

    Don't worry, she thought the same of you...

  • 65 69
    Submitted by OhIo330 on Dec 6, 10 at 7:22pm

    Snookie? J-Wow? The Sitch? My bet is the third and the sitch gave you the burnin itch.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 7, 10 at 12:36am

    Just because someone called you a pencil-dick doesn't mean you should try and sharpen it, jackass.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by RAWR121 on Dec 7, 10 at 5:39am

    In soviet Russia... The unfortunate things put their penis in you.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by dersabom on Dec 6, 10 at 3:29pm

    Industrial wood chipper

  • 45 49
    Submitted by dextermorgan on Dec 7, 10 at 12:44am

    moldy cake?

    • 32 67
      Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 7, 10 at 4:42am

      I appreciate this comment more than you will ever know...

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Dec 6, 10 at 2:29pm

    don't let your dad read this text, you may hurt his feelings....

  • 43 62
    Submitted by ch4rl3y on Dec 8, 10 at 1:12pm

    Pencil sharpener?

  • 38 55
    Submitted by SALIA on Dec 7, 10 at 1:59am

    So, this is a pattern with you...

  • 39 61
    Submitted by 1mon on Dec 8, 10 at 10:20pm

    I'm seein a pattern here..so this is the worst thing so far..shii

  • 38 62
    Submitted by dayvidpowers on Dec 8, 10 at 1:34pm

    An apple pie???

  • 29 51
    Submitted by tweatybird on Mar 29, 11 at 7:27pm

    What was it , an onion ring?

  • 30 62
    Submitted by swied88 on Dec 7, 10 at 11:55am

    HIV?