Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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What the fuck man?
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meat grinder? blender? stinky vajjjina?
You did a vajayjayjay right there
Did it come out in one piece and in the same shape?
Your own mouth?
The op needs to come clean on the object involved.
Just because someone called you a pencil-dick doesn't mean you should try and sharpen it, jackass.
Snookie? J-Wow? The Sitch? My bet is the third and the sitch gave you the burnin itch.
Don't worry, she thought the same of you...
don't let your dad read this text, you may hurt his feelings....
In soviet Russia... The unfortunate things put their penis in you.
I appreciate this comment more than you will ever know...
Industrial wood chipper
So, this is a pattern with you...
I'm seein a pattern here..so this is the worst thing so far..shii
An apple pie???
What was it , an onion ring?