these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think people are normalizing furries
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