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  • Once, I heard about this guy, Buddy. He seems like a major douchebag :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:47am
  • 719 I bet u buy cheat codes for w.o.w....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Got news for you, that wasn't Sake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:25pm
  • it's not a mixed drink 8:50 you fucking dumbass. It's rice wine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Once I was arrested on purpose squarely on the fact that I wanted to toss a guys salad....it was a mistake though - Buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:04am
  • The world needs ditch diggers - step up to the plate, your not over qualified!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:28pm
  • The chef is squirting what in ur mouth?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:21pm
  • 7:20-- I bet you sent this in. No one said it was a chick asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:29pm
  • 12:16 go to hell and for all u sickos out there who laughed at it... Wat kinda messed up person laughs at a guy who is describing child molestation u people are disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:19am
  • What the hell is sake?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:20pm
  • and were the three best friends that anyone can have!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:45pm
  • First time at a hibachi restaraunt I see

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:24pm
  • If they don't put up a new tfln night soon, Ima shit on 12:16s son too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:07am
  • That's what she said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:06am
  • 7:16 you're soooo cool.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:19pm
  • Blah blah blah not funny blah blah same old shit blah blah who fucking cares about people taking shots any more blah blah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:47pm
  • I bet that's the first time this has ever happened... Anywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:43pm
  • 5:01 I wish you little kids would get off this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:11pm
  • I would have to agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:43pm
  • @ OP: That's what she said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:02am
  • Once I had to sex a girl. It was gross to me. My penis said "eww I don't like that" to me afterwards and I apologized and bought him dinner - Buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:56am
  • That's pretty standard you D bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:28am
  • he'll be squrting some cum in there after dinner, you whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:20pm
  • My penis is actually fairly small. My man-slave, Tony The Tiger, says he's seen many a dick and they're all quite large and mine has been the smallest. He depressed me. - Buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:39am
  • cause were the three best friends that anyone can have!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you people? 12:16 is disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:40am
  • Me and my frat bros fuck like rabbits together. It's funny because it pisses off our girlfriends so much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:23pm
  • 716 its call of duty not call to duty.. if ur gonna impersonate a teen do it right man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:50pm
  • haha i went to a hibachi restaurant for the first time the other day, and i saw the chef doing that to some people on the hibachi side and i was like wtf. haha im glad i know what they were doing now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:13pm
  • My favorite song is "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey. Each time I ejaculate I imagine Mariah Carey is there...to make me a sandwich after I fucked some dude - Buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:00am
  • wow. you can crush someone in a game/ what a hero. what a grown up what a douche. you stupid little 14 year old twerp im sure your ready for special ops now!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:09pm
  • You haven't really lived until you've sucked your own cock and shot semen all over your face. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:37pm
  • No, 12:16 is just a sick bastard who gets off to little kids and fucks sheep... Even the lot on this site must have morals? No? 772.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:56am
  • hmmm, i know a couple of people this could bee. :) i <3 215

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:35pm
  • Anyone who likes 12:16 or thinks that is funny - go kill yourself too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:22pm
  • MY PENIS IS INFECTED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:51pm
  • Every hibatchi restaurant does that you dumb ****

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Or sucked shit from a straw in your boyfriends hairy ass. Delish!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:44pm
  • It's funny how "first" can be synonymous with "first post" and "first to be down ranked"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:27pm
  • I know that place on Easton road

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:19pm
  • Thank you 1:19 for standing up and saying something. 772.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:28am
  • 12:16 - go kill yourself!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:22am
  • in Soviet Russia, your mouth squirts sake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Your at mount Fuji they do that all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:20pm
  • sake is spelled sake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:29pm
  • Sake it to me. (Which in case you wondered is a disgusting mixed drink with a funny name)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:50pm
  • They do this at every hibachi. Cool post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:32am
  • Sake is a Japanese alcoholic beverage, 2:20.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:47pm
  • this post isnt good enough to be at the top for this long...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:40am
  • Sorry Buddy, I promise I got you next time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:14am
  • Blah blah blah.... You suck shit eater

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:56pm
  • I had one keep refilling my sake glass, but I found out after I was shithammered that he was rotating between sake and vodka, fun night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:31pm
  • 716 I would own your ass in call of duty but I would much rather crush your face in real life so stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:53pm
  • I personaly find this post to be quite hillarious. In fact, one may even say it has causes me to be quite... Jocular.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:09pm
  • Can I fuck you in the asshole until your anal juices saturate my scrotum?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:24pm
  • I will squirt something else in your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:30pm
  • I remember my first saki

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:46pm
  • They usually squirt cum into your mouth, cause youre used to it. Usually the cook jizzes in the other's asshole, then he takes a laxative and shits it into the sake bottle. Then idiots like you and your mom eat his shit and take it up your rectum and asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:59pm
  • I once got sake in the eye at a hibachi restataunt. The chef had awesome aim. Ouch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:24pm
  • You are a LIAR. Stop posting fake shit asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:15pm
  • yeooo hibachi penn's landing? that place is the shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Yes you can fuck my a-hole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Dude- I'm 14 so shut yer hole or I'll crush u like in in call to duty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:16pm
  • This what Hibachi *is* - what is so magical about the experience? Thats part of Hibachi! It'd be like saying "went to a football game the teams are playing!!" Did you expect something different? That said - hope you got blitzed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Yes, please 12:16, do humanity a favor, throw yourself off the nearest bridge/tall building/cliff. 12:22 is mean because they care. 772.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:48am
  • Buddy: get a life, honestly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:05am
  • ...didn't meant to say night twice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:08am
  • Actually they squirt vodka in your mouth. But way to not know shit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Wouldn't it be cool if they squirted beer or something u could get drunk off???? That would be radical!!! Hang 10 dudes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:55pm
  • Once a guy yelled "go suck a dick, fág" it's all right though. I didn't give him head that night - Buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:30am
  • 10:15, 8:50 was referring to a mixed drink called 'sake it to me'. You fucking dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:03pm
  • If they are using ketchup bottles your at gheto a$$ed hibachi house!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:34am
  • 10 15, the poster doesnt know what sake is because hes about 13.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:46pm
  • 716 I think the little kid pwned u- anyone disagree?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:36pm
  • banzai does that too- they use the sake for cooking...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:15pm