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  • 6:52, keep your judgmental bullshit to yourself. There are still guys who refuse to go down on girls no matter how clean or hairless she is. It's just personal preference. Part of mature sexuality is keeping an open mind, but so is respecting boundaries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:57pm
  • Agreed, 5:00. If you have to force yourself to do it, it's not going to be enjoyable for either party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Your sex partner should respect your boundaries. You never have to do anything you don't want to. If he throws a fit, throw him out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Geez...what'd you do to "deserve" being forced into a blow job anyway. If you don't want to suck him off, tell him so. But for God's sake, don't play the "oh poor pitiful me i HAVE to give a blow job." That just isn't sexy. At all. So just don't do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:00pm
  • @ 6:52, I don't hate blowjobs because I'm a prude. I hate that most guys won't trim their bush. I won't put my mouth on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:33pm
  • hahah this is damn funny.. been there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:57pm
  • I don't like giving head because guys get greedy, try to shove themselves further into your mouth, try to hold you still when you don't want to swallow. All it takes is one asshole boyfriend to ruin the experience forever. No thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:41am
  • 8:56 should suck his dick instead. sounds like he'd be more into it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:06pm
  • ...do that to a woman when getting a bj, that is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:52am
  • actual cawks don't have hair on them lady!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:10pm
  • *them damn it, you'd think it'd help being drunk on tfln...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:49pm
  • damn straight 9:29. blowjobs are a priviledge. if he selfishly and rudely demands him, i'll gladly let him find one somewhere else!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Sounds like that's going to be one mediocre blow job ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:46pm
  • This is prolly the girl who promised the blowsie for finishing that paper early..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:38pm
  • sort of need context on this one! but personally, i love giving them! its the aussie way haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:22pm
  • hey, guess what, you're allowed to say no. so is he. as long as neither are selfish about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:13pm
  • U better enjoy that shit bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:58am
  • 7:33 you are sleeping with the wrong type of guy!!! Change your ways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Sometimes you don't feel like it, but your man deserves pleasure too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:40am
  • Didn't realize my wife was now posting on TFLN.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:13pm
  • You mean there are women out there who don't love giving blowjobs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:52pm
  • 5:12 & 5:13 - He also has the right to kick your ass to the curb and find a chick who will take pride in satisfying him sexually. 6:52 - You're a winner. Enjoy being in a healthy, LONG-TERM relationship. 6:53 - That's a very good way to end the relationship quickly. If the guy doesn't want to go down on you, you're not getting what you want out of it anyway. Good riddance, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:16am
  • just give the man a blowjob...its the giving time of year anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:45pm
  • True fact: 15 million people are diagonsed with an STD is the US each year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Sshhheeeesssss a worthless cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:19am
  • boy, bet you're just tons of fun in the bedroom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:39pm
  • C'mon!!.... Can't be that hard???? U better make it good!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:04am
  • Agreed... it's not all about you, babe. If you don't want to do things for the guy because he likes them, then you should get out of that relationship

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:21am
  • Let me preface this by saying I'm a girl... Are there seriously girls who are still in the "I don't like giving blowjobs" phase? Seriously, get over it. It's called foreplay, during play, and after play. Embrace the penis ladies and get over being prude. It's more fun for everyone that way...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:52pm
  • just consider it an early c-mas present! lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Lot of texts saying that the OP needs to control her life etc. That works until the cunts need something. They they drop to their knees and suck off their guy. If they need a lot, then they spread the cheeks and offer up the asshole. Just whores...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:56am
  • I totally understand. i don't like doing it either. but you do what you gotta do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Good luck with that one...what a drag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:39pm
  • I would have to agree with 6:03 haha hense the hour drive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:40pm
  • I hope this is an Annapolis graduate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:49pm
  • what a hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:43pm
  • I feel the same way everytime!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:44pm
  • You don't have to enjoy it, HE does. Remember this, you uppity cunt, if you don't give him enjoyable BJs then he will find another bitch that will. If you want to keep him, bring out the "A" game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:56pm
  • So don't give him head... its called sex. Or a handjob.... why bother giving a blowjob if you aren't going to try very hard or make it enjoyable?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:13am
  • the guy is probably paying all the bills and supporting this cunt. She needs to give him a good BJ whether she enjoys it or not. She's a whore and needs to do what whores do best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:51am
  • 657 sucks his own dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Are you a swallower or spitter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:29pm
  • @2:49 . . . . .WINNER!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:37am
  • Just think about me whilst you do it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Any guy who would sexually manipulate your relationship hasn't earned a blowjob, 8:56. Have fun "finding another bitch" by having to pay for one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:29pm
  • 6:40, I didn't see anything in the text about an hourlong drive. Also, it's "hence."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Go suck a dick 657.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:15pm
  • You just need to learn how to do them properly. If you're good at them then they're real fun, and the hard part is over in a few minutes so you don't get a saw jaw or anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:11pm
  • wow really? haha i love doing it, only wish i had a bf so i could more often!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:28pm
  • nobody said you have to enjoy it....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:06pm
  • Give him a BJ, bitch, and make it a good one. Life is more than just doing the things you feel like doing. If you like this guy, treat him nicely and do things for him because you like him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:19am
  • 6:52 is a champ! Its modern age everyone gives head - guys and girls. dont b a tightass and just give head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:11am
  • @ 2:49.....fucken whore!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:04am
  • You lost a bet, didn't you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:03pm
  • 5:00, I doubt she texted this to be sexy. Moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:37pm
  • If that's the enthusiasm with which you give a blowjob then he's probly thinking about something other than your bj while you're giving it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Sameeee!!! Ughhh I have horrible gag reflexes

    Submitted by elenaaaa on Jun 19, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Holy shit...10:28 and 2:49 give me hope. Can we clone you and replace the female population?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:51pm
  • OMFG!!!..... Who doesn't enjoy giving them??.....I personally love giving them.. Lol tastes like spicy, heehee, n my bf LoVES it!!!... N I must say, it gets me wet when he gets off in my mout.... :) Besides u must take care if ur boy. ...or, he's gonna leave u :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:49am
  • Have some pride Detroit, every man deserves a good BJ!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:53pm
  • 1:41, so by that logic all women are stupid bitches? Just because you got one loser don't paint us all with the same brush. No self respecting guy would ever do that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:52am
  • 1:13 - Bwahahahahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:21pm
  • 1:41 i've had that happen to me before. 8:52 you're a dumbass. Just because you think guys like that don't have any self respect doesn't mean they won't keep forcing it. You guys say your won't force us to give head, swallow, etc but you know that's just a way for. You to earn points with us so you cam fuck it all up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:16am