I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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