They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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