Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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