We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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