I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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