I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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