she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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