In the future we'll all be gay
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I need a beard to bite.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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