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  • 95 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:47pm

    well us gals have to deal with schmegma, so suck it up and munch!

  • 86 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:45pm

    ew wtf. Thats when you deck a bitch over the head and leave her on the floor where she belongs. girls smell.

  • 78 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:19pm

    6:45 I agree and 1:36...classic!

  • 80 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:27pm

    were did u pick this bitch up at .... on glenwood

  • 80 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:39am

    The best part about this text is that you used the word "Smelt", which is also used to discribe a small fish.......

  • 80 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:37am

    use a scissor next time?

  • 83 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:32pm

    yeah "smelt" is a fish, not a form of the word smell... way to go. :)

  • 85 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:36pm

    Sweetheart, if schmegma is something you see habitually, it's time to move to another farm town...

  • 76 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:08pm

    1:06 tfln reference ftw nice job

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:58am

    At least you didn't puke inside her while eating her out... wait, what?

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:40pm

    12:45-sorry that all the girls you've been with "smell", but some of us do actually bathe, and try hard to smell nice. this post made me cringe.

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:52pm

    12"45...girls smell? do they have cooties too you 3rd grader?

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:45pm

    didn't want to touch with your mouth? does that mean you fucked her anyway? gross

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:58pm

    1:36 LMFAOooOoOOooo better than the text

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:06am

    k 12:47 us girls dont have schmegma. guys do. and honestly poor girl. she probably like had soccer practice hahaha

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:21pm

    2:32 - I second what 9:13 says. It is also used by quite a few folks born and raised in the US. Smelt = smelled, burnt = burned, learnt = learned. Even some of us in the 919 code use it!

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:16pm

    I just shit myself. Thank you for that. I'm going to go puke my brains out now.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:13pm

    2:32 - in the uk it is

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:33am

    Why not just ask the chick to shower together? Her stank ass will be clean and you'd get some. Win-Win!

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:25pm

    Wow. :D Don't ever do that again!

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:43pm

    ew wtf. Thats when you deck a bitch over the head and leave her on the floor where she belongs. girls smell. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and well played 1:36

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:18pm

    Can anyone explain this? This text make absolutely no sense gramatically

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:59pm

    Don't uncircumsiced guys have to deal with smega too???