It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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well us gals have to deal with schmegma, so suck it up and munch!
6:45 I agree and 1:36...classic!
ew wtf. Thats when you deck a bitch over the head and leave her on the floor where she belongs. girls smell.
The best part about this text is that you used the word "Smelt", which is also used to discribe a small fish.......
1:06 tfln reference ftw
were did u pick this bitch up at .... on glenwood
use a scissor next time?
yeah "smelt" is a fish, not a form of the word smell... way to go. :)
Sweetheart, if schmegma is something you see habitually, it's time to move to another farm town...
At least you didn't puke inside her while eating her out...
k 12:47 us girls dont have schmegma. guys do. and honestly poor girl. she probably like had soccer practice hahaha
didn't want to touch with your mouth? does that mean you fucked her anyway? gross
2:32 - in the uk it is
do they have cooties too you 3rd grader?
12:45-sorry that all the girls you've been with "smell", but some of us do actually bathe, and try hard to smell nice.
this post made me cringe.
better than the text
Why not just ask the chick to shower together? Her stank ass will be clean and you'd get some. Win-Win!
Wow. :D Don't ever do that again!
2:32 - I second what 9:13 says. It is also used by quite a few folks born and raised in the US. Smelt = smelled, burnt = burned, learnt = learned. Even some of us in the 919 code use it!
I just shit myself. Thank you for that. I'm going to go puke my brains out now.
ew wtf. Thats when you deck a bitch over the head and leave her on the floor where she belongs. girls smell. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and well played 1:36
Can anyone explain this? This text make absolutely no sense gramatically
Don't uncircumsiced guys have to deal with smega too???