It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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ew wtf. Thats when you deck a bitch over the head and leave her on the floor where she belongs. girls smell.
well us gals have to deal with schmegma, so suck it up and munch!
6:45 I agree and 1:36...classic!
1:06 tfln reference ftw
The best part about this text is that you used the word "Smelt", which is also used to discribe a small fish.......
were did u pick this bitch up at .... on glenwood
use a scissor next time?
Sweetheart, if schmegma is something you see habitually, it's time to move to another farm town...
yeah "smelt" is a fish, not a form of the word smell... way to go. :)
do they have cooties too you 3rd grader?
At least you didn't puke inside her while eating her out...
better than the text
k 12:47 us girls dont have schmegma. guys do. and honestly poor girl. she probably like had soccer practice hahaha
2:32 - I second what 9:13 says. It is also used by quite a few folks born and raised in the US. Smelt = smelled, burnt = burned, learnt = learned. Even some of us in the 919 code use it!
12:45-sorry that all the girls you've been with "smell", but some of us do actually bathe, and try hard to smell nice.
this post made me cringe.
2:32 - in the uk it is
Why not just ask the chick to shower together? Her stank ass will be clean and you'd get some. Win-Win!
didn't want to touch with your mouth? does that mean you fucked her anyway? gross
Wow. :D Don't ever do that again!
I just shit myself. Thank you for that. I'm going to go puke my brains out now.
ew wtf. Thats when you deck a bitch over the head and leave her on the floor where she belongs. girls smell. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and well played 1:36
Can anyone explain this? This text make absolutely no sense gramatically
Don't uncircumsiced guys have to deal with smega too???