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  • well us gals have to deal with schmegma, so suck it up and munch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:47pm
  • 6:45 I agree and 1:36...classic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:19pm
  • ew wtf. Thats when you deck a bitch over the head and leave her on the floor where she belongs. girls smell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:45pm
  • The best part about this text is that you used the word "Smelt", which is also used to discribe a small fish.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:39am
  • 1:06 tfln reference ftw nice job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:08pm
  • yeah "smelt" is a fish, not a form of the word smell... way to go. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:32pm
  • were did u pick this bitch up at .... on glenwood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:27pm
  • use a scissor next time?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:37am
  • Sweetheart, if schmegma is something you see habitually, it's time to move to another farm town...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:36pm
  • At least you didn't puke inside her while eating her out... wait, what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:58am
  • didn't want to touch with your mouth? does that mean you fucked her anyway? gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:45pm
  • Wow. :D Don't ever do that again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:25pm
  • k 12:47 us girls dont have schmegma. guys do. and honestly poor girl. she probably like had soccer practice hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:06am
  • 2:32 - in the uk it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:13pm
  • 12"45...girls smell? do they have cooties too you 3rd grader?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:52pm
  • Why not just ask the chick to shower together? Her stank ass will be clean and you'd get some. Win-Win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:33am
  • 12:45-sorry that all the girls you've been with "smell", but some of us do actually bathe, and try hard to smell nice. this post made me cringe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:40pm
  • 1:36 LMFAOooOoOOooo better than the text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:58pm
  • 2:32 - I second what 9:13 says. It is also used by quite a few folks born and raised in the US. Smelt = smelled, burnt = burned, learnt = learned. Even some of us in the 919 code use it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:21pm
  • ew wtf. Thats when you deck a bitch over the head and leave her on the floor where she belongs. girls smell. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and well played 1:36

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:43pm
  • I just shit myself. Thank you for that. I'm going to go puke my brains out now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Can anyone explain this? This text make absolutely no sense gramatically

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Don't uncircumsiced guys have to deal with smega too???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:59pm
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