one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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