Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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