it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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