she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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