I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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