Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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