Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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