What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Randomize
