What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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