I think scott just propositioned me for sex
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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