your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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